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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady´s 78-year old daughter that her mother didn´t make it. Didn´t make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!
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Teen Pregnancies
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started by
marvin
(09.06.2001 5:40:12 AM EST)
listen up and take notice, see what having a child so young can do to you ? Get Protection !
Huh?
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started by
navyguy
(09.05.2001 12:24:17 PM EST)
She had a daughter at 14? Guess they bred them young back then
Hmmmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(09.05.2001 5:26:09 AM EST)
The story doesn't say where this is. My guess would be it's Mississippi, and the 78 year-old daughter was also the woman's sister.
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