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 Philadelphia Man´s Legal Defense A Real Eye Popper | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/07/2001 | | |  |
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PHILADELPHIA - Apparently there was a good reason why this Philadelphia man´s eyes appeared glassy on the night he was arrested for drunk driving, and it wasn´t from booze. Michael McMillian was arrested when his car struck a bicyclist on Broad Street. The arresting officer claimed his breath smelled like alcohol, his speech was slurred and his eyes were glassy. During a recent court hearing, public defender Kevin Birley reportedly reached right into McMillian´s eye socket and plucked his glass eye right out of his head to demonstrate why his eyes appeared glassy. In spite of such an in´sight´ful defense, Municipal Judge Morton Krase found McMillian guilty of driving under the influence of alcohol, simple assault and reckless endangerment. He was sentenced to 90 days in prison.
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