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MOBILE, Alabama - A female rape victim found a way to get justice herself. Two years after her traumatic experience, she was driving by a group of convicts doing roadwork when she spotted her tormentor. She promptly turned her car around and ran him over, killing him instantly. Alabama officials have thrown a veil of secrecy over the case for fear there will be a cry against the use of chain gangs.
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hahah
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started by
jas22
(09.16.2001 5:17:10 PM EST)
hahahaha then piss on him
Next time ......
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started by
marvin
(09.15.2001 8:36:59 AM EST)
drive slower .... maim him first, reverse, break his legs, forward and kill SLOWLY .... make the bastard suffer !
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