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 Government Rule: No Sex for Five Years | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/21/2001 | | |  |
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SWAZILAND - High unemployment rates lead to...lots of sex. At least according to Swaziland ruler King Mswati III. The idle time has left citizens to entertain themselves and a damaging side effect has been the HIV/AIDS epidemic. The King outlined a new plan at his 33rd birthday to fight the epidemic - he has reinstated the Umchwasho, a maiden´s chastity rule also called Flower of the Nation. Thus, Swaziland has officially banned single women from sexual activity for five years. Maidens cannot shake hands or wear pants, and virgins must wear blue and black do not touch me tassels. Those already in a relationship and over 19 must wear different tassels, and men acting against the ruling will be fined a cow.
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Ah well
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marvin
(09.22.2001 7:58:38 AM EST)
back to fucking the goats guys !
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Holy Cow!
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willi
(09.21.2001 10:18:43 PM EST)
I'm black and blue from all of the blue and black!
"Has anyone seen my herd lately?"
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