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AMAGASAKI, Tokyo - It took a car fire to wake up a sleeping motorist after he fell asleep with his foot on the accelerator of his vehicle. Tetsuya Yamada was in a parking lot when he fell asleep with his car in drive. During his slumber, Yamada accidentally put his foot on the accelerator and his car hit another vehicle parked close by. The jolt failed to waken the sleepy motorist and his foot continued to rest on the accelerator. Approximately two hours later, the rubber from the tires had completely worn away and the metal rims grating against the concrete caused the undercarriage to ignite.
Yamada finally woke up when the interior of his car was in flames and managed to crawl out of the car unharmed. [The report did not indicate Yamada´s condition at the time of the incident, but I´ll bet my last yen saki was involved.]
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Had Tetsuya's vehicle...
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willi
(09.25.2001 5:11:55 PM EST)
been shod with some trusty Firestone Wilderness tires,he would have been awakened approximately one hour and forty-five minutes earlier!
Of course saki was involved: he was in AmagaSAKI, right?
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