"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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HARRISON TOWNSHIP, Pennsylvania - In what sounds like a bad advertisement for canned pasta, a man tried to rob a shop in Pennsylvania with a can of ravioli. Police say Thomas Rokosky allegedly walked into the corner store in Harrison Townshop and showed the clerk he had something wrapped in his shirt.He demanded money, but walked out empty handed when the shop girl panicked. Then Rokosky proceeded to try and rob a chemists shop, but was arrested. He has been charged with two attempted robberies.
He should of used Spaghetti-o's... everyone is afraid of them.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
and now .....
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marvin
(09.27.2001 3:50:34 AM EST)
he's in the canneloni ? Hahahahahahahaha
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