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Q: What's the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming."
The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the
hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity and consider it a sin
to see a naked woman other than their wife...
Tonight at 7 p.m., we ask for all women to run out of their houses naked
to help identify the terrorists. The United States appreciates your
efforts, and applauds you. God bless America.
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Patriotic effort that it is,
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started by
willi
(09.30.2001 2:28:39 PM EST)
I'm afraid the terrorists will not recognize them as women since they don't have enough body hair!
C'mon ladies
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started by
tjshere
(09.30.2001 12:14:31 PM EST)
Even if you can't draw out the terrorists, it would still be a great patriotic gesture to get all of our flagpoles to full-mast.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Good Idea ......
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started by
marvin
(09.30.2001 3:35:22 AM EST)
but can't it be done in full daylight ?
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