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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/30/2001
 
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The Michigan Senate expelled one of its own Thursday. It was the first time the legislative body has ousted a sitting senator in state history. David Jaye was kicked out of the state Senate following allegations which included drunken driving, putting topless pictures of his fiancee on his Senate computer, beating his fiancee and swearing at his staff. Jaye labeled the inquiry a railroad job. The rest of the Senate described him as a liar and a bully.


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Politians suck! (0 replies)
started by willi
(10.02.2001 6:08:43 PM EST)

for every David Jaye that Michigan possesses, Ohio will trade them two James Traficants.

Choosing the lesser of all evils is impossible! (unless you have a particular vice, which makes it easy.)

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started by bigswifty
(10.02.2001 11:10:28 AM EST)

that comes to mind: "Me thinks thou protests too much." Why don't they focus on their own reflections and just all go home?

  

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started by tjshere
(09.30.2001 12:18:26 PM EST)

Beating his fiance really sucks, but the rest of these charges sound pretty much like the life of a typical politician.

Does he have any young, female aides on his staff? If so, he probably has his staff in the young, female aides too.

We are coming, it's personal now.
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