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 Woman helps take a bite out of crime | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/02/2001 | | |  |
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CHICAGO, Illinois - In most self-defense classes, the instructor is likely to tell the students to strike the attacker where it hurts. A 42-year-old Chicago woman took this sentiment one step further. She bit off the testicles of a man who sexually assaulted her and took them to the police headquarters just a short distance away from the attack. Officer Thomas Donegan told reporters, During the assault, the female victim got the man´s testicles in her mouth and bit them off. The attacker went to a local hospital, but reattachment surgery proved futile. The woman was treated at a different facility.
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willi
(10.02.2001 4:24:00 PM EST)
"Sorry, we aren't able to reattach your balls since we cannot determine which ones are your left and right."
"Determining the proper polarity is most crucial, otherwise you won't know if you are cumming or going."
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On the attack
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nakedcanuck
(10.02.2001 3:30:18 PM EST)
There's one man who's a little less testy.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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