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GREAT BRITAIN - Could Mr. Potato Head become an international sex symbol? The British Potato Council thinks so. They are undertaking and advertising campaign to promote the potato as being sexy. Advertising agency Naked Communication apparently wants to use magazine ads to promote the potato´s aphrodisiac qualities. Katherine Race, Potato Council marketing manager, told reporters, We want to tap into people´s mind sets when they are feeling stressed, tired hungry or romantic and offer them the variety they need to suit those different moods.
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Is that ...
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started by
bigswifty
(10.08.2001 9:36:49 AM EST)
a potato in your pants...just dosen't have the same ring to it.
Naked Communications, eh?
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started by
tjshere
(10.06.2001 9:33:53 AM EST)
I guess you could mound up some mashed potatoes in the shape of a boob and that might be sexy. Or carve a raw potato to look like a ......nah, let's not go there.
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Sexy Spuds ?
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started by
marvin
(10.06.2001 4:19:31 AM EST)
Long thick and juicy chips for the girls should be okay ;-)
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