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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/09/2001
 
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A chemical originally obtained from urine might be able to reduce emissions of nitrogen oxides from diesel engines by up to 80 per cent, New Scientist reports. The catalytic converters used with petrol engines don´t work for diesels, but new European emissions regulations coming into effect in 2005 demand heavy nitrogen oxide reductions from diesel. The system they´ve come up with injects a urea solution into the catalytic converter. Urea is a nitrogen rich organic compound that was originally isolated from animals´ urine for fertilizer. Inside the converter, heat from the exhaust gases convert the urea into ammonia, which reacts with the harmful nitrogen oxides in the catalytic converter, tranforming them into harmless nitrogen and water vapor. Trucks with 900-liter diesel tanks will need an extra 50-liter tank for the urea solution. One oil company is studying potential ways of distributing urea via gas stations.


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Just build (0 replies)
started by marvin
(10.10.2001 2:39:39 PM EST)

all the gas stations next to bars and connect a pipe from the toilets (apart from Australia where they can just use Tooheys beer directly)


You can kiss my ass Osama bin Laden

Finally!! (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(10.09.2001 9:20:01 PM EST)

Gainful employment for all the homeless beer-guzzlers.

We are coming, it's personal now.
They have awakened a sleeping giant.
Vengeance will be ours!

For yeranalysis (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(10.09.2001 7:46:00 PM EST)

Hold on for phase 2 of this plan, there will be a lid on all the seats for a special converter that takes a coal like substance and...

Get the jet, I'm outa here!

  

I can sell my pee!! (0 replies)  
started by nakedcanuck
(10.09.2001 3:11:39 PM EST)


I'll be a rich, rich man.

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