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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
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so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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 Hot Doughnuts In Progress. Request Air Lift Immediately! | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/13/2001 | | |  |
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ALBUQUERQUE - The phrase gross misappropriation of resources has new meaning for one Albuquerque policeman and his pilot. The officer and the civilian pilot were on night patrol over the city in a Kiowa OH-58 helicopter when they landed in a vacant lot next to a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. The pilot and a police officer landed the copter early in the morning, ran in and grabbed a dozen, came back out and took off, Albuquerque Police Department spokesman Brian McCutcheon said. I don´t know whose brain child it was, but it´s an ugly child, he added. A Krispy Kreme employee didn´t see why people were making a big deal of the unusual doughnut run. Cops got to eat, too, he said. disciplinary measures are being considered.
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More than 60 percent of Britons use items such as screwdrivers, scissors and earrings to remove food from between their teeth, according to a survey published Friday.
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