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don't tell me......
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tjshere
(10.14.2001 12:59:54 PM EST)
They taste like chicken. Or maybe Chicken McNuggets.
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tallen9632
(10.14.2001 2:20:30 AM EST)
He was eating tadpoles? That is sick.
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