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Who Would Voluntarily Serve Someone Else´s Jail Term?
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A man wanting to stay sober volunteered to serve part of his friend´s one-month drunk-driving sentence. The 51-year-old Swede wanted to see if he could pose as his friend and fool the justice system, but he was discovered two weeks into the sentence. The man said, I wanted to go to jail to stop myself from drinking for a few weeks. My pal didn´t think it would work. He agreed to let me try. I bor-rowed his ID card and identified myself as him at the prison. He has since been charged with perjury and wrongful use of another person´s identity. Um, there are other ways to stop yourself from drinking...
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tjshere
(10.18.2001 5:51:54 AM EST)
Leaving the friend on the outside to continue to drink and drive. Meesha, we need help with the Swedish gene pool also.
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