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According to United Press International, the Rocklin, Calif., Unified School District and the ACLU are fighting over a God Bless America sign posted outside Breen Elementary after the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11. ACLU says the posting of the phrase on a school building marquee is unconstitutional and that the words send a hurtful, divisive message. The school district, however, supported Breen´s actions and did not ask the school to remove the sign.
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GO AWAT _ACLU
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j41dev
(10.20.2001 10:40:12 AM EST)
ACLU?TALIBAN ?AL-QAIDA? What is the difference ? Their is no difference they are all worthless .Just as we give Islamic people their rights in America .We Americans the great majority of us follow God and should Have the write to speek his name awaywhere
GO AWAT _ACLU
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j41dev
(10.20.2001 10:38:27 AM EST)
ACLU?TALIBAN ?AL-QAIDA? What is the difference ? Their is no difference they are all worthless .Just as we give Islamic people their rights in America .We Americans the great majority of us follow God and should Have the write to speek his name awaywhere
GO AWAT _ACLU
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j41dev
(10.20.2001 10:37:48 AM EST)
ACLU?TALIBAN ?AL-QAIDA? Wist is the difference ? Their is no difference they are all worthless .Just as we give Islamic people their rights in America .We Americans the great majority of us follow God and should Have the write to speek his name awaywhere
See ya', ACLU!
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medic15
(10.20.2001 6:54:34 AM EST)
Perhaps the ACLU should (a) remember where they live; (b) think WHY those sign are posted; c) go to Afghanistan and live so they can REALLY find something to bitch about and (d) get a life!
wrong message
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started by
mikemelick
(10.19.2001 12:35:38 PM EST)
After traveling over the country this past week I have seen a million GBA signs. The messqage should be GOD HELP US ALL.
Congrats to the district
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  started by
tjshere
(10.19.2001 8:00:54 AM EST)
For having the cojones to back up the school. I swear the ACLU must pull these stunts just so their members can make the talk-show circuit.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
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