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Acrobat Seeks Wife Who Will Keep in the Swing of Things

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/21/2001
 
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QUITO, Ecuador - Some people might think that trying to raise 12 children would be somewhat of a circus. But acrobat Wilmer Granda Vega is banking on it. The 28-old is conducting a plan that includes having his future partner sign a legal document agreeing to have a dozen children. Wilmer, 28, claims he will teach his children all his skills. He performs as an acrobat, trick motorcyclist, trapeze artiste, magician, dancer and clown. It is my dream to found the first family circus in the whole of the Americas. It will be spectacular when I finally achieve my dream, Vega concluded.


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started by tjshere
(10.21.2001 8:10:03 AM EST)

He'll be spending all his time doing the horizontal bop in an effort to crank out off-spring, and his circus skills will deteriorate beyond repair. He's really gonna dilute the gene pool, too.

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Viva la Vega! (0 replies)  
started by willi
(10.21.2001 0:46:04 AM EST)

If only I could find a woman who could ride my apparatus as well as I can ride my apparati!

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