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TURKEY - Four youths attacked a Turkish bus driver on his regular route at Antalya and stole his mobile phone and some money. And then they cut off his ear. The injured driver, Recep Yavrucu, answered questions from the police, but refused to be taken to the hospital. Yavrucu simply bought some super glue and glued the ear back to its proper place. He said, I´ve never been to a doctor, and I´m not likely to start now. I have this fear of doctors and I´ve always treated my own wounds. Having a piece of my ear cut off was not that serious and I fixed it myself with super glue. Now that´s showing initiative. [If only Super Glue had been around when Van Gogh was alive.]
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worth it
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grogggg
(10.25.2001 6:56:48 PM EST)
The yo mama side jokes are worth the cost of belonging!
lofuss
Uh.......
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started by
tjshere
(10.22.2001 2:38:24 AM EST)
Check me if I'm wrong here, but wouldn't the glue seal off all blood flow to the ear, thus causing it to wither and die?
He should have used a stapler.
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