"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
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Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care.
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And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
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