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Californian Inventor Hopes Women Make A Big Switch
CALIFORNIA - Women will be shocked when this little invention hits the market. Michael Pottenger from Santa Monica has invented an electronic bra that will stop sportswomen´s breasts bouncing and keep them warm. According to Pottenger, piezo electric strips are woven into the cups. When the switch is activated electricity goes to a resistor which stiffens the bra´s cups, which in turn steadies the movement of the breasts and warms them up. The switch is said to also power separate piezo strips to more actively counteract breast movement.
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I say:
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started by
akocurek
(11.03.2002 10:07:50 PM EST)
"burn them"!
Nah, nah, nah
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started by
tjshere
(11.03.2001 9:28:25 AM EST)
What a lousy way to warm boobs. PC is right, this guy has got to be gay. Must be from San Francisco.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Makes no sense
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started by
proverbialchump
(11.03.2001 7:58:20 AM EST)
Why, for the love of God, would a man invent such a thing. He must be gay. All straight men must unite, take up a collection, and buy out this patent, and put it to rest.
ha ha ha
With all
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started by
marvin
(11.03.2001 3:58:21 AM EST)
the silicon in California they actually bother to wear bras ?
And yes I'm talking about the women here folks !
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