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Norwegian Taxi Driver Has Beef With Delinquent Passenger
BERGEN, Norway - A Norwegian taxi driver escaped injury from a 19-year old delinquent passenger who was packing meat - frozen hamburger patties that is. The incident reportedly happened outside a petrol station and shop in Bergen after the passenger refused to pay. The young man apparently raided the store´s frozen food counter and started throwing items at the driver. He was later arrested. It was not stated if he was charged with a ´dead´ weapon.
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It sounds like the exploits
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started by
willi
(11.05.2001 4:43:17 PM EST)
of one of Ronald McDonald's arch-enemies, the Hamburglar.
Hehe
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started by
tjshere
(11.04.2001 10:15:47 AM EST)
He should have spiced the meat first. Then it would have been salt with a dead weapon.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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