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SPARTANBURG, S.C. - A man armed with a gun was foiled in his attempt to rob a convenience store by a man armed with a brain. Kim Meredith, 34, entered the Li´L Cricket and held the clerk, Lee Johnson, at gunpoint. While Meredith sacked the store´s video poker machines for $720 a sheriff´s deputy responding to a silent alarm approached the front door. Johnson asked if he could go outside to tell the deputy the store was closed and Meredith agreed. Johnson bolted the instant he hit the door and Meredith was arrested by the deputy moments later.
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Check me if I'm wrong
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tjshere
(11.05.2001 3:47:06 AM EST)
But if the cop was responding to an alarm and was approaching the front door, the thief was going to be nailed anyway. Still, it's nice to point out how lame he was.
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