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Antigravity in Alabama

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/06/2001
 
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UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA - It takes liquid nitrogen to create the 390-degrees-below-zero atmosphere necessary to float non-metallic objects in mid air. It´s true! Researchers at the University of Alabama have created real antigravity using powerful super-magnets. This could be the start of eventual efforts to allow rockets to run without propellant and power plants to run without fuel. So far they have only managed to float a live tadpole. Scientists involved in the tadpole experiment say the animal was apparently not harmed by the intense magnetism and predict that someday they will be able to float a human, if they can find two things: A powerful enough magnet and a willing subject.


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Get with it guys (0 replies)
started by marvin
(11.06.2001 5:50:52 PM EST)

How do you think Women got to this planet in the first place ?


You can kiss my ass !!!

Seems a "tad" nippy (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(11.06.2001 10:17:56 AM EST)


Try to find a willing subject without metal fillings......

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Uh...... (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(11.06.2001 5:15:12 AM EST)

The magnetism I can live with. The 390 degrees below zero atmosphere is just a bit chilly for me to be comfortable.

Check out that tongue action!
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