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gem8936
(11.09.2001 9:34:37 AM EST)
and more on my site: http://www.patentoftheweek.com
The centrifugal force one is especially interesting to see...yes, it does shoot the kid out into a net.
kinda cool,
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bettybimbo
(11.09.2001 4:19:33 AM EST)
if that pantyhose shaping band not only lifts sagging ass cheeks, but seperates them as well, I know a few men I would buy them for. Maybe it would stop that embarrasing sound they are so fond of making, yet blaming on others. It wouldn't help the smell though. Unless they were made air tight. That would be perfect. The only way you would know they had farted, was when the ankles swelled. :D
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