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 Actor Richard Harris Won´t Be Taking Viagra Again | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 11/08/2001 | | |  |
| Actor Richard Harris, 71, recently tried the anti-impotence drug Viagra only to discover it works a little too well. He tried the drug and after entertaining a lady friend, he attempted to take her out to dinner. As he put it, I wouldn´t use Viagra again. Your heart has to be good to take it. It worked too well. I was taking this woman out to dinner after- wards and I couldn´t zip up my trousers. Now there´s a problem to have. Harris will next appear in the upcoming movie Harry Potter and The Sorcerer´s Stone as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore.
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well why
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bettybimbo
(11.09.2001 4:09:19 AM EST)
did they even go out if it was still up? They should kept at it until he could zip his fly. His lady friend would have been VERY pleased I bet!
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What really happened
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juniorsimms
(11.08.2001 7:56:03 AM EST)
is he was in such a rush to get the damn thing out he broke the zipper. Then later when he was done he couldn't zip back up again.I want everyone to have a good time but I hang around anyway.
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Richard Harris truly is...
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willi
(11.08.2001 4:40:00 AM EST)
the HEADMASTER!
If he hadn't taken his penile pronouncer, she surely would have been exclaiming "Where's the beef?".
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