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A GRIEVING Australian widow has had her husband´s ashes injected into her breast implants, a British newspaper has reported. Sydney woman Sandi Canesco, 26, took the bizarre step after her husband Dustin was killed in a car accident, the tabloid the Daily Star reported. It dawned on me that if I carried Dustin´s cremated remains in my breast implants, I´d never really have to part with him at all, the paper quoted Canesco as saying, under the headline Dust to bust. [From News.com.au]
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I don't know about anyone else
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started by
bettybimbo
(11.09.2001 4:02:43 AM EST)
but it sounds sort of morbid to me. I wouldn't want my dead husbands ashes injected into my breasts. But then mine arent implants either ;)
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