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Jennifer Lopez Inspires Bootie Implants

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/10/2001
 
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NEW YORK - For a while, you couldn´t turn on the television without hearing something about Jennifer Lopez´s rear end. Her buttocks were the topic of every comedian´s rants, and now they have inspired a surgery phenomenon. Her bottom is increasing interest in silicone buttock implants. According to plastic surgeon Bruce Nadler, most people simply didn´t know the option was available. He explained, though, that the trend is dependent on J-Lo´s continued success. The surgeon says the famous Latina singer/actress has done for the derriere what Pamela Anderson did for the breast. Now there´s a legacy to be proud of.


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Gives a whole new meaning (0 replies)
started by thecritic
(11.10.2003 10:12:24 PM EST)


to the phrase, Hey, Lard ass!"

Cowboys ain't easy to love

I'm with willi (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.10.2001 11:43:51 AM EST)

Since when is a big ass desirable?

Unless, of course, it's Sweetie's. ;^)

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

I don't know...... (0 replies)  
started by willi
(11.10.2001 1:18:31 AM EST)

she's got a little too much ass for me, but on the other hand, you can never have too much breast!

I prefer my women to topple over, not weeble like a wobble.

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