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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/13/2001
 
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A former student of the State University of New York at New Paltz has just won a sexual harassment suit against a professor who called her Monica Lewinsky. The student, Inbal Hayut, claimed the teacher created a sexually hostile environmenta by repeatedly making comments which associated [her] with some of Lewinsky´s more notorious conduct. Professor Alex Young was accused of saying, How was your weekend with Bill, Monica, and I´ll give you a cigar later. All these comments were made in front of the entire class. She´s a sweet girl and this was very difficult for her, said her lawyer. Some of the students didn´t know her by any other name but Monica. Young´s lawyer called the harassment charge ridiculous. This is political correctness taken to the extreme, he said. However the most ridiculous comment was made by Lewinsky´s spokeswoman who said, Monica is dismayed this incident ever occurred...when people hear her name now, they think Monica Lewinsky handbag designer, and entrepreneur.


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well shit (0 replies)
started by bettybimbo
(11.15.2001 0:38:15 AM EST)

I wouldn't have taken him to court.
I would have asked to see his "cigar" &then laughed at it as I kicked his ash.. ;)

I say: (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(11.13.2001 8:50:43 AM EST)


Sue that smart ass upity college professor.
Those who can do.
Those who can't teach.

Not me (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.13.2001 3:27:02 AM EST)

I still think of her as the human humidor.

I'm not sure this was worthy of a lawsuit, but the ol' prof was awfully stupid to be calling her that. Essentially he was saying that she's a fellatrix.

How's that for a thousand dollar word? ;^)

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Entrepreneur! Ha! (0 replies)  
started by nakedcanuck
(11.13.2001 0:23:31 AM EST)


That's one way to put it, Monica. Would you like to show us the other?

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