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OSAKA, Japan - So you thought that the US was the only place with outlandish game shows? Well how about the Japanese game show that has scantily clad women in bikinis who take turns crushing aluminum cans with their breasts. The last round of sweeps in Japan had this show among the most heavily viewed shows in prime time.
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I'm not
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started by
bettybimbo
(11.15.2001 0:21:55 AM EST)
into that much pain. The prize money must be unreal!
Me and my girl
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started by
willi
(11.14.2001 5:06:13 PM EST)
have been recycling this way for years. I get a good show and cash back on top of it.
Let's face it
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started by
marvin
(11.14.2001 3:05:50 PM EST)
The Japs are just a misunderstood race of people .... or just plain f**king crazy ! LOL
I Agree with TJ..
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started by
allen
(11.14.2001 9:17:19 AM EST)
I dont think I have ever really seen a japanese woman with Boobs big enough to fit a can between them,Unless they .....Well Ok prove it!
I think I can say this without being a Racist, but the Japanese are weird f*ckers aren't they. At Flea Markets they have booths that sell used, soiled, women panties.
Huh?
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started by
tjshere
(11.14.2001 7:52:05 AM EST)
I didn't think any Japanese women had boobs big enough to crush anything.
This game probably descriminates certain contestants....
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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