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SWAZILAND - Stolen dung from one of the King´s sacred cows in Swaziland has left the former speaker of the country´s parliament in a heap of trouble. Mgabhi Dlamini stole the dung after a traditional healer told him it would enable him to win the hearts of Swazi royalty. He was forced to resign after soldiers caught him in the royal cattle shed. At a council meeting Dlamini reportedly turned down being
co-opted to a commission of inquiry to investigate anomalies, saying he would not be able to work diligently because his colleagues would ridicule him over the incident.
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Hmmmmm
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tjshere
(11.18.2001 5:45:00 PM EST)
Maybe he should have just had sex with the cow. I'm sure that would be more acceptable over there than stealing sacred dung.
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Why is it such a big deal?,
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willi
(11.16.2001 5:29:58 PM EST)
knowing that the Swazi royalty are full of shit in the first place.
"...co-opted to a commission of inquiry to investigate anomalies"? <-- sounds like Royal Dung to me.
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