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FRIDLEY, Minnesota - On his way to work Wednesday, Keith Obraske stopped by an ATM machine to withdraw $20 for soda and cigarettes. But the machine didn´t stop at $20. It kept pumping out bills until he had $5,580. I felt like I´d won the lottery, said Obraske. I just kept scooping it up.
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willi
(11.21.2001 3:51:19 PM EST)
I'm going to the nearest ATM machine to withdraw $20 to buy beer and condoms.
God willing, maybe my vices will pay off monetarily too!, not that I'm complaining about the physical pleasure that they provide me.
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