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Death by Train or Snake?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/22/2001
 
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NORIAS, Texas - Where is the best place to sleep outdoors in Texas? One would think it would not be actually on a set of train tracks, but apparently several illegal aliens and homeless people had that exact idea. The belief is that poisonous snakes will not cross over the tracks. Six alleged illegal aliens were hiding from the reptiles one night when a freight train passed through the area. Spokeswoman for the Border Control Letty Garza said, The train crew saw some debris on the tracks. The next split-second they saw heads raise up, and then six people were killed instantly. On the plus side, no snake bites were discovered on the bodies.


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i heard this story (0 replies)
started by thaking4u
(11.23.2001 4:14:32 PM EST)

3 years ago i guess it was a slow news day

Yep (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.22.2001 11:23:55 AM EST)

I've always said that cheap tequila can kill you.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Hey Manuel ...... (0 replies)
started by marvin
(11.22.2001 2:25:28 AM EST)

Gonzalez must have made it into the States, he hasn't come back, I guess that trick of his worked .... pass it on !

Do you hear something? (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(11.22.2001 2:13:10 AM EST)


Shut up and go back to - urk!

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It is my belief.. (0 replies)  
started by willi
(11.22.2001 0:26:55 AM EST)

that the snakes wouldn't cross because they too, saw the debris on the tracks!

"We may live on the wrong side of the tracks, but at least we don't live on the tracks. Who's the lower form of life here?"

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