* On a Scientist´s door: ´Gone Fission´* On a Taxidermist´s window: ´We really know our stuff.´
* Outside a Hotel: ´Help! We need inn experienced people.´
* At a Music Store: ´Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.´
* On a Music Teacher´s door: ´Out Chopin.´
* On the door of a Music Library: ´Bach in a min-u-et.´
* In a Podiatrist´s window: ´Time wounds all heels.´
* On another Butcher´s window: ´Pleased to meat you.´
* Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: ´Best place in town to take a leak.´
* In a Beauty Shop: ´Dye now!´
* On the door of a Computer Store: ´Out for a quick byte.´
* In a Dry Cleaner´s Emporium: ´Drop your pants here.´
