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"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." —Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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FLORIDA - Police and Coast Guard suspect fowl play in the death of a water sportsman who was testing a water-bike on a lake near Deerfield Beach. Leon Resnick, 31, was going about 55 mph when a duck apparently flew into his face and knocked him into the water. At first the cause of the tragic but bizarre accident was unknown, but investigators found the damaged duck carcass on the shore and feathers on the water bike´s handlebars. Our theory is that the bird was airborne and clocked him right in the head, said David Bamdas, owner of Riva Yamaha Honda in Pompano Beach, where Resnick worked. With Resnick traveling at such a high speed, the duck might as well have been a cinder block, he said.Bamdas added that Resnick was a perfectionist who loved his job.
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