"I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am—I believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to—and it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." —Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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"I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one-it wasn't doing what Iwas doing." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.
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Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.
He Should Have Just Smiled to Surveillance Cameras
DES MOINES, Iowa - You can file this one under DUH! A 34-year-old Iowa man was arrested after he returned to the shop he just robbed and corrected the description the cashier was giving the police. Cashier Harpal Singh of the Des Moines shop was right in the middle of giving a description of alleged robber Steven Hebron to police over the phone, but had some of his features mixed up. Hebron, who had returned to get the wallet he dropped in the store, stopped her and told her the correct attributes. Police arrived within minutes to arrest him.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
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