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Preschooler Helps Drive Uncle To Sheriff´s

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/27/2001
 
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MOULTON, Alabama - Last week Emmet Ayers II needed to get to the Sheriff´s department to pick up his suspended driver´s license. Problem was he couldn´t drive there without that license. So he allegedly enlisted his 4 year-old nephew to drive the car. The chief jailer and other deputies said they saw the car pull up with the boy standing on the driver´s seat while Ayers worked the gas and brake from the passenger´s seat.


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