"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000
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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A teenaged burglar recently made a security guard´s job easier. A teenaged factory worker robbed approximately $530 worth of audio-visual equipment from a medical college in central Malaysia, but didn´t make it out of the building. Apparently robberies can be quite tiring, and the teenager decided to take a nap in an armchairright in the middle of the college. A security guard found the tired burglar before dawn nestled in the chair with his stolen equipment by his side. The guard reported the burglary to the police.
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