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Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Valley Ranch.
One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was, in fact, the goal line.
Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
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sheeeeet
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started by
bettybimbo
(11.15.2001 1:11:15 AM EST)
pretty funny stuff right here :)
For a second I thought this was real news. Then it hit me, man did I laugh at how gullible I can be ;)
rotfl
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started by
tjshere
(11.11.2001 10:30:47 AM EST)
I think this really belongs in Jokes rather than Bizarre News, but who cares? It's funny as hell and caught me totally by surprise.
Wrong!!!!!!!!
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michaelcarl
(11.11.2001 4:24:43 AM EST)
That was the Great Detroit Lion's!!!!!
LOL
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started by
marvin
(11.11.2001 4:09:59 AM EST)
have the cowboys gotten that bad lately ? Hahahahahahahaha
No really, this can't be true..
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started by
willi
(11.11.2001 2:43:00 AM EST)
'cause no line of white powder has never made it past a Dallas Cowboy's nose.
a Dallas Cowboy + a line of white powdery substance = all of the evidence is eliminated.
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