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Fiery Pagan Ritual Leaves Young Woman Out in the Cold
ENFIELD, Connecticut - Maybe instead of a cauldron, this aspiring witch should keep a fire extinguisher handy. Mary Palmieri is now homeless after she allowed her pagan friends to perform a ritual in her house to burn her troubles away. The witchcraft ritual involved burning a piece of paper with Mary´s problems written on it. The flames got out of control and set fire to the house. Mary´s bedroom was gutted and the house suffered extensive smoke and water damage. Mary says next time she will talk to her priest instead.
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Fire Magic...
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vmax97
(08.27.2002 8:59:33 AM EST)
is a cool thing for the pagan community. My girlfriend has done several of them. They are interesting to watch.....but I think I'll buy a fire extinguisher just to be on the safe side. LOL
I'd try anything twice, just to make sure! LOL
What I wanna know is:
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bigswifty
(12.05.2001 7:28:42 PM EST)
Why did the ritual take place in the bedroom...oh hell, all my rituals take place there too!
...Jerry Faulwell, this would have been a sign from God Almighty himself, chastising her for the Pagan Ritual.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
LOL!
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tjshere
(12.04.2001 5:55:26 AM EST)
She must have one hell of a lot of problems (obviously) if the list was big enough to torch the entire house. For the gene-pool's sake, I hope the smoke inhalation rendered her sterile.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Did the cat survive ?
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marvin
(12.04.2001 3:46:57 AM EST)
Roger .... where have you been lately ?
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