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"Iraq is free of rape rooms and torture chambers." —Bush, remarks to 2003 Republican National Committee Presidential Gala, Oct. 8, 2003
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"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#146 The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan.
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is like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
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Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes butt?
A: brain tumor.
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 Canadian Man Gets His Kicks in Strip Club | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/05/2001 | | |  |
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia - We thought the man who sued a stripper for giving him whiplash with her breasts was bizarre until we read this story. A Canadian man recently filed suit against the Barnet Motor Inn strip club claiming he was injured by a reckless dancer who kicked him in the head. Greg Bonnett leaned in a little too closely during a performance, and the dancer in question swung around a pole and allegedly broke his nose with her high heel. Bonnett is suing the club for not posting signs warning patrons not to sit too closely. He is also seeking unspecified damages from the dancer, known only as Jane Doe.
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