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LOUISIANA - Apparently the miracle of child birth wasn´t enough to hold this Louisiana man´s attention. Mickey Hewitt, 21, was arrested after he allegedly stole a car radio from a hospital car park while his wife was giving birth inside. According to police, security cameras showed the expectant father dropping off his pregnant wife of the emergency room and later returning to smash a car´s window at River Parishes Hospital, near New Orleans. Normally, the new dads are outside smoking together. That didn´t happen in this case, remarked Captain Mike Tregre of the LaPlace Sheriff´s Office.
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This guy
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started by
bigswifty
(12.06.2001 9:07:25 PM EST)
must have his wires crossed!
What an A-hole
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started by
tjshere
(12.06.2001 8:28:22 AM EST)
I hope he installs the radio in his own car and it plays nothing but BeeGee's tunes.
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