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In Detroit, Oregon, a hunter thought he had found a severed human head in an abandoned mining shed and called the police. Deputy Larry Taylor realized it was just the head of a mannequin when he noticed a price sticker on the forehead.
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Oregon
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started by
meesha
(12.13.2001 12:11:28 PM EST)
Well folks, that's Oregon for ya. Land of the free and home of the stupid.
Detectives
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started by
marvin
(12.13.2001 2:18:58 AM EST)
are now puzzled as to why there was fresh semen all over the head of the mannequin.
haha!
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started by
razor696
(12.13.2001 0:06:54 AM EST)
you'd think the price sticker would be a dead giveaway. that and the stupid expression on the face. store mannequins always have the stupidest expressions on their faces. just like this guy after the police told him what it was
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