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LAS VEGAS - Has the United States government subcontracted the security of its most top-secret installation to rent-a-cops? 70 security guards known as the camo dudes walked off their jobs Monday in Las Vegas and at the covert base known as Area 51 where, rumor has it, the military keeps all of the flying saucers that crash across the country. When asked if he worked at Area 51, union President Vernell Hall said he can´t talk about it. Use your imagination, was his only comment. Hall said the association´s members decided to go on strike after three months of negotiations for a new contract. They want $16 instead of $15 per hour to guard the nations secrets.
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Nah
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tjshere
(12.17.2001 3:40:50 AM EST)
Call me a cynic but I'll never believe any branch of the military would use outsiders to guard their base.
The nation's secrets?!? Hellooooo!! Everyone knows about Area 51.
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