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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listento on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was..."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 Get em before they´re corrupted | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/18/2001 | | |  |
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WALL TOWNSHIP, NJ - Kyle Connor is perfectly willing to report for jury duty. But he´d have to ask his mom for a ride and get his teacher to excuse him from elementary school. Connor is 8 years old. What´s even more bizarre is that this is the second time he has been asked to report for jury duty! The first was when he was 5. Court officials said Connor probably was flagged *twice* by computers that compile lists of potential jurors and track, among other things, recipients of dividend and interest payments. He was excused from appearing but Kyle says, I´d just like to try it.
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The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
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