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AVILA, Spain - A baker and habitual drug user threw a dinner party for friends and surprised them with a special dessert. The 29-year-old baker put hashish in the cake and gave it to his guests without telling them about the secret ingredient. The friends soon began feeling sick and had to be taken to the hospital. In the meantime, the baker was detained by the police and later released. According to police, he will be officially charged with harming public health.
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LOL
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started by
tjshere
(12.20.2001 9:00:04 PM EST)
He must be a pretty rotten baker if his guests thought the cake was supposed to taste like that.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(12.20.2001 9:26:05 AM EST)
man should've put pot in brownies instead.....I bet they had a high time....
MERRY
CHRISTMAS!!!!
Dinner Party ?
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started by
marvin
(12.20.2001 3:29:18 AM EST)
more like high tea !
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