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"A new Iraq will also need a humane, well-supervised prison system."—Bush, speaking at Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
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"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#144 Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.
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is like a TV. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
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Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highway.
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 Man Rewarded for Turning in $68,000 Found in a Book | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/29/2001 | | |  |
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HAWAII - Paul Gebauer was in for a surprise when he opened the book he recently checked out from Makawao Library. Inside he found $68,000 worth of government bonds. Though he tempo- rarily considered keeping the bonds for himself, he ultimately turned them in to the proper owner. Gebauer said, I knew it would be the wrong thing to do. I wouldn´t be able to sleep at night. He managed to locate the owner, an elderly woman who didn´t even realize the bonds were missing. Police arranged to have the bonds delivered, and Gebauer received a $100 reward. Chalk one up for humanity.
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