"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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SOUTH WALES - Supermarkets can be vicious hunting grounds during the holidays as two women learned first hand in South Wales. Two shoppers spotted the perfect frozen turkey, and not wanting to disappoint their families, they wrestled over who saw the bird first. One woman allegedly hit the other over the head with the turkey after the other said, I hope you burn it on Christmas Day. Insults were further exchanged in the parking lot. A store guard said that one woman returned to the store, crying and missing patches of hair. Inspector Phil Williams said, An alleged assault took place. Whatever happened to peace and goodwill at Christmas?
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LOL
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tjshere
(12.30.2001 12:56:57 PM EST)
I can just picture the turkey on the "winner's" dinner table all mangled and squished.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
You think that's bad
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started by
marvin
(12.30.2001 3:50:24 AM EST)
just wait for the January sales to start.
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