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LONDON - Last week we told you about a British man who went underground behind blast-proof doors and thick concrete to avoid the stress of a family Christmas. 30-year-old Colin Wood paid $430 for a two-week stay in the bunker, but the first week was too much for him. It wasn´t the quiet or the solitude that brought the scrooge back to the surface a week early. What he really wanted was a beer. It was great, he said, but I was dying for a pint and the idea of a spending another week was too much. He said he took such extreme action because he abhorred Christmas and all its trimmings.
...this for my Brother-in-Law?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
It wasn't me !!!!!!!
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marvin
(12.31.2001 2:55:12 AM EST)
But I did know a guy very much like it .... he would go off to the wilds of Yorkshire for Christmas along with his wife and family, simply to avoid all the Christmas festivities .... but I'm sure he took plentiful supplies of (warm) beer with him.
My question is this .... why did he pay in US dollars for an English "holiday" ?
~ Happy New Year Goofball ~
Um..........
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started by
tjshere
(12.31.2001 0:49:54 AM EST)
Check me if I'm wrong, but ol' Einstein here could have taken some beer into the bunker with him. Hell, they even drink it warm over there, so he wouldn't need a cooler. I guess this proves that people who prefer warm beer aren't too smart, right Marvin? ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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