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---Reckless Raccoons Break Into Homes and Get Drunk

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/05/2002
 
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FORT MEYERS, Florida - Several home owners in Florida have recently been the victims of drunk raccoons on the loose. Four households complained about raccoons breaking into their residence and eating bread and drinking beer. Marianne Kinzer said, I´d like to teach them to do laundry. The pesky creatures formerly lived on a 56-acre farm that is currently being constructed. Thus, they have nowhere to go. As Kinzer said, Ever since these animals have nowhere to go, of course, they´re coming into our homes. The neighbors are considering banning together to hire a trapper to catch the animals.


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started by tjshere
(01.05.2002 4:04:26 PM EST)

Have they all decided to use the same anti-perspirant?

Check out that tongue action!
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Banning together?? (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.05.2002 4:02:32 PM EST)

Are they going to ban raccoons?

Check out that tongue action!
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No NRA members? (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.05.2002 9:20:46 AM EST)


This is one of the reasons God made Guns.

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started by marvin
(01.05.2002 5:05:49 AM EST)

"formerly live on a farm that is being constructed" ? Time travelling raccoons maybe ?

Kiss my Ass !

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