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Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highway.
A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, 14 pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
...along with the guy who died stealing a Hotdog and choking to death, is a very old story hear at goofball. I remember sending them to a friend in St. Louis at least two years ago.
The GP Thought for the Day:
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
This must be.....
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started by
tjshere
(01.09.2002 6:13:08 AM EST)
...another one from their archives. I believe this happened at least several years ago. In a perfect world, these thieves would be arrested for fraud and given a lower GI by a guy named Bubba on a regular basis.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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