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Congressman Gets Pantsed by Airport Security

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/12/2002
 
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WASHINGTON - U.S. Representative John Dingell was forced to strip to his underwear Saturday at National Airport to prove he wasn´t smuggling a weapon aboard a Northwest flight to Detroit. It seems the good Congressman has a metal hip, which he explained, but security wasn´t having any of it. The guards made him take off his overcoat, then his suit coat, then his shoes and socks. When he still triggered alarms, the guards took him to a back room and asked him to remove his pants. He did. They were convinced. They felt me up and down like a prize steer, said Dingell, 75. I was very nice, but I probably showed I was displeased.


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At 75 years of age... (2 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.12.2002 8:11:39 AM EST)


...I'll bet this was the most action this old dude has seen for quite a few years. "They felt me up and down like a prize steer".

I did a little flying over X-Mas and let me say I couldn't be happier that the Military is posted at the airports. It actually gave me a little pride to see these guys there.

The actual Security people hired by the airports are a joke. (and I mean funnier than a robnoxious joke) They are only there because they couldn't learn how to work at McDonalds.

Are you pleased to see me ? (0 replies)
started by marvin
(01.12.2002 5:21:30 AM EST)

Or is that just a gun in your trouser pocket ?

Kiss my Ass !

Sorry dude (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(01.12.2002 0:51:57 AM EST)

But I'm not sorry. You trigger the alarm, you get the full security check.

I think that Secret Service agent that was booted from his flight is a whiner too.

All these clowns support the rules as long as they don't apply to them. Strip-search `em, I say! Full body cavity! LOL

Check out that tongue action!
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